NOT WORKING BLUE

“Dammit,” says Warner Records COO/Co-Chairman Tom Corson inwardly as he helps bestow a platinum plaque on alt-pop star Ashnikko for her single “Daisy,” “I fully planned to wear my blue wig today, but I left it on the credenza again.” We think the pic came out great anyway. Seen feeling particularly glad this was not happening via Zoom are (l-r) manager and Various Artists Management U.S. CEO Matt Luxon, Corson, Ashnikko and Warner CEO/Co-Chairman Aaron Bay-Schuck.

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