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Tuesday, April 19, 2022

HITS LIST: HOLY MOSES

Welcome to our annual Passover edition, starring Harry Styles, Coran Capshaw, Jacqueline Saturn, Marc Cimino and Steve Barnett—though we feel fairly confident that most of them are not preparing a seder. The revived Mercury Records, our #1 entry, was founded by Tribesmen, so there’s that. Passover, we're told, coincides with a Christian holiday involving eggs and bonnets.

...Happy Hits List

 
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PRE-GRAMMY GALA GOES GAGA FOR GERSON
Jody will be the center of attention at Clive's shindig. (12/18a)
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ON THE COVER:
BILLIE EILISH
A star upon the highest bough (12/19a)
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NOISEMAKERS:
A HOLIDAY TREAT
Something for their stockings (12/18a)
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SUPREME COURT SETS 1/10 HEARING ON TIKTOK BAN
How will SCOTUS rule? (12/19a)
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THE HIP-HOP CONUNDRUM
Grammy being Grammy (12/19a)
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NOW WHAT?
We have no fucking idea.
COUNTRY'S NEWEST DISRUPTOR
Three chords and some truth you may not be ready for.
AI IS ALREADY EATING YOUR LUNCH
The kids can tell the difference... for now.
WHO'S BUYING THE DRINKS?
That's what we'd like to know.
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