"So, um, why are we doing a photo op down here?" asks Warner Records CEO Aaron Bay-Schuck while posing with EVP Urban Music & Marketing Chris Atlas and artist Shordie Shordie. "Shhh, boss, they'll hear you," replied Atlas, who'd spotted two HITS editors on their way back from the dispensary. "There's no ending a conversation with those freaks." Later, Tom Corson showed up with bialys.
THE MUSIC OF CLIVE COMES ALIVE AT CARNEGIE HALL
That's what friends are for. (5/1a)
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THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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