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"Quarantine has occasioned intense reflection regarding ways to achieve sustained growth and exposed both the strengths and flaws in the current economic model," noted Todd Hensley's cat, Spooky. Meanwhile, Todd prepared to spend his afternoon trying to pounce on a laser dot before enjoying a nap by his litterbox.

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