RUMOR MILL
Thursday, August 6, 2020
WFH SELFIES:
SATURN RETURN
Why does Caroline boss Jacqueline Saturn look so overjoyed? Because she just found out her photo would be running on this fercockte website. Working from home certainly has its challenges, but at least we're here to make it worse.
Do you have a masked and/or working-from-home selfie to share with us? You won't regret sending it to [email protected]. That's totally a lie. You will regret it bitterly, and forever. But send it anyway. Love you. Mean it.
THE MUSIC OF CLIVE COMES ALIVE AT CARNEGIE HALL
That's what friends are for. (5/1a)
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THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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JAMES KING: THE HITS INTERVIEW (PART ONE)rumor mail
