THE FAUCI FILE

Immunologist Dr. Anthony Fauci is perhaps an unlikely subject of pop-cultural lore, but his expertise in the midst of the pandemic—and abuse from the Orange Infection—have earned him two warm musical tributes (both Broadway-themed, as it happens) just this week.

First, Pentatonix member Scott Hoying gives the doc a stirring recital a la Hamilton:

Next up: veteran singing satirist Randy Rainbow, whose savaging of the ruling regime and entreaty of the esteemed physician borrows from West Side Story:

If anyone out there has a Fauci song based on Pippin, The Fantastiks or Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat, hit us up. And if you're singing along, please wear a mask.