WE'RE TOTALLY ZOOMED OUT

Listen, we really wanna run your photos and we understand everyone’s in isolation, but if we see one more screen cap of a Zoom call we’re gonna lose it.

So here’s what we propose: Instead of sending us another video stamp collection, get your art teams involved and put some outlandish PhotoShop into motion. Assemble your teams virtually. Put them in a cartoon landscape. Deconstruct old trade shots or vacation snaps. Put your CEO’s head on the body of a walrus. Make it all Star Wars if you want to. Just give us something to look at that isn’t 18 little boxes of people in sweatclothes. Y’all are in the content-creation business, so let’s create some freakin’ content.

Send us your doctored images and we might post them on our site. Or we might just email them around internally and laugh at you. You never know.

To inspire you, here’s a picture of Lenny Beer’s head in a jar. Spoiler alert: We faked it! Lenny’s head isn’t actually in a jar. It’s in a vat of Macallan 18.

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