Today there appears to be some kind of karaoke busker on Hollywood Boulevard, and she's yowling along with recorded versions of hits old and new. Thanks to amplification, it is bouncing off the nearby buildings and slicing into our souls. It is agonizing.
Seriously, if you think you've heard bad singing before, you haven't; the pitch-free caterwauling is even more strident when you can hear it alongside the correct pitch of the record. And it's been going on all day. Right under our office windows while we do our editorial boogie.
Pardon us while we search for some noise-canceling drugs.
THE COUNT: COLDPLAY IS HOT, COUNTRY'S COOKIN' IN THE U.K.
The latest tidbits from the bustling live sector (3/29a)
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THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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