SOPHIE'S HAVING FUN

We won't lie: We miss Sophie the yellow Lab, who's now frolicking joyously in Syracuse, N.Y. We miss her stentorian bark, which could be counted upon to rattle the farthest windowpanes. We miss the way she'd galumph down the hallway, her enormous paws applying sufficient pounds-per-square-inch to leave divots in the flooring. We miss the way she'd regularly snack on two schnauzers and a corgi before lunchtime. We miss her unflappable canine joie de vivre, clearly on display in this photo as she ponders several more delicious months of bone-chilling frost.

Most of all, we miss her human companion/mom, Michelle S., now on the faculty at The Newhouse School's Bandier Program in Recording and Entertainment Industries. Michelle, too, is delighting in the November snowfall and says wearing 17 sweaters and a parka is pure bliss. Well, at least it's kept her far from the career cul-de-sac known as HITS, aka the University of Hot Garbage.

SPRING BREAKOUTS: THESE HEATERS ARE STILL HOT
Who's Boomin who. (4/25a)
SONG REVENUE: “SWEET” SMELLS OF SUCCESS
Life after "Church" (4/26a)
THE COUNT: ALL THE DESERT'S A STAGE
Jon Wayne is rolling over in his grave. (4/26a)
THE ODDS ON TUCKER WETMORE
Who's gonna get him? (4/25a)
GONE COUNTRY: HOUSE LIPMAN INVESTS IN WESTERN WEAR
The full Monte (4/25a)
THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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