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Friday, August 30, 2019

LET'S PAR-TAY!

All of us here at HITS wish you a safe and happy almost last weekend of summer. Taylor’s on top, Post is teeing up, football season’s just around the corner, and were looking forward to a cornucopia of 4th quarter release action in the coming weeks. So spark up a doobie, slather on some sunblock, crank up “Cruel Summer” on your mega-yacht stereo, and we’ll see you on the other side of Monday.

Fidel Castro’s crocodile couldn’t be reached for comment, he was busy attending P Diddy’s white party in the Hamptons.

 
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