RUMOR MILL
Friday, October 26, 2018
WHY? BECAUSE WE LIKE THEM
Somewhere behind a secret passageway in the cavernous recesses of a major amusement park, Disney Music Group boss Ken Bunt, Promo head Scot Finck and associates undergo a solemn ritual commemorating their 20-year anniversaries at the company. "Huh-huh, Ken, you're a heckuva fine leader," chuckled Disney's Big Cheese. "And Scotty, huh-huh, I need those spins upped in Denver, buddy, chop-chop. And now, on to the feats of strength!"
Note: There were no feats of strength, Mickey didn't grind Scot about airplay and in no way is an attorney standing over us as we type this.
THE MUSIC OF CLIVE COMES ALIVE AT CARNEGIE HALL
That's what friends are for. (5/1a)
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THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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