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The count of Monte Lipman, already impressive YTD, has been further juiced up this week by Ariana Grande’s biggest debut yet, to the delight not only of the Lipmanian populace but also that of Scooterland and its monarch, Allison Kaye. And just like that, we’ve covered 30% of our top 10 trending topics of the week in this nutty business. Throw in heated rivals David Dorn of Apple and Steve Boom of Amazon and we’re halfway there. Curious about the other half? Look no further.

Note: No oligarchs were harmed during the making of this HITS List.

TOP 20: IT’S STILL TAYLOR’S WORLD
What did you expect? (5/1a)
KENDRICK TAKES AIM AT DRAKE WITH "EUPHORIA"
K. Dot is back in a big way. (5/1a)
JAMES KING: THE HITS INTERVIEW (PART ONE)
London calling (5/1a)
BILLIE'S BACK WITH BIG WORLD TOUR
Promises to be a Hard ticket to score. (4/30a)
HIPGNOSIS BOARD APPROVES UPPED BLACKSTONE BID
But it ain't over till it's over. (4/29a)
THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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