REVENUE CHART: SCORPION COCKTAILS ALL AROUND.
UMG'S BUYING.

Remember what we were saying about Drake being really big, and also about UMG having mega-marketshare? Yeah, well, peep our latest Revenue Chart, baby.

A casual perusal will show that the YMCMB/Republic megastar owns 23 of the Top 25 spots, and 25 of the Top 30. In case your pocket calculator isn't handy and your abacus is on the fritz, we can tell you that Drizzy raked in a cool $5.8m+. Meanwhile, the House of Grainge has a devastating 91% marketshare. Yowza.

All the more reason to know how to make a proper Scorpion. It's Wednesday, but suck down a couple of these and it'll feel like the weekend.

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WHO'S BUYING THE DRINKS?
That's what we'd like to know.
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