RUMOR MILL
Friday, February 16, 2018
CAPTIONCITO
"Call me crazy," says Sony/ATV overlord Marty Bandier to writer and worldwide phenom Luis Fonsi, "but I think this 'Despacito' number of yours is gonna be boffo." With that, Fonsi received a large plaque noting the song's status as a Global #1. Seen just before jumping on their diamond-encrusted jet skis for a tandem cruise on the Hudson are (l-r) Co-Prexy Danny Strick, President, Latin America and U.S. Latin Jorge Mejia, Fonsi and Bandier.
STAGECOACH: THE FINAL DESERT EXCURSION
Our weary travelers reflect on their adventure. (4/30a)
HIPGNOSIS BOARD APPROVES UPPED BLACKSTONE BID
But it ain't over till it's over. (4/29a)
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THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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BILLIE'S BACK WITH BIG WORLD TOURrumor mail
