IS IT AWGEST ALREADY?

“I must say this is an exceptionally hot AWGEST,” noted A$AP Ferg, citing the month of new music and other offerings from A$AP Mob. “It’s the humidity that makes AWGEST so intense,” opined A$AP Rocky. The pair then received several more plaques for the plaque room. Meanwhile, RCA President/COO Tom Corson wondered when someone was going to hand him a blunt. Seen pondering the schedule for SCHLEPTEMBER are (l-r) Corson, manager Geno Sims, A$AP Ferg, A$AP Rocky, manager Chace Johnson, Polo Grounds prexy Bryan Leach and RCA Chairman/CEO Peter Edge.

HITS LIST: HORSEPOWER
VRRMMMM (5/17a)
NEAR TRUTHS: VARIANTS
Celebrity death match underway on album chart (5/17a)
OH, TANNENBAUM! ANOTHER GREAT CAREER HITS THE SKIDS
Another talented journalist trapped in the career cul de sac (5/17a)
THE COUNT: LIVE NATION TAPS TYLER, POST, BLINK FOR TOP U.S. FESTS
Cornering the market on surefire headliners (5/17a)
STAPLETON, WILSON BIG WINNERS AT THE ACMs
A genre mash-up at the home of the Cowboys (5/17a)
THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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