Was the Harry Styles Spotify outage the result of a hack, perhaps originating from the Kremlin? It's a ridiculous, baseless theory—and therefore more than substantive enough for our animated folly, Airhead. In this installment, we offer a thrilling dramatization of the events surrounding that fateful day, along with our standard apology.
STAGECOACH: THE FINAL DESERT EXCURSION
Our weary travelers reflect on their adventure. (4/30a)
HIPGNOSIS BOARD APPROVES UPPED BLACKSTONE BID
But it ain't over till it's over. (4/29a)
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THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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