RUMOR MILL
Tuesday, April 4, 2017
TOON TIME: THE NEW CHIEFTAIN
In the latest installment of our cartoon catastrophe, Airhead, we follow the orderly transition of power at Sony Music, where Rob Stringer steps into the top spot, succeeding the great Doug Morris. Naturally, this auspicious event is depicted with the utmost subtlety.
VMAs BEAMING BACK
TO THE BIG APPLE Getting back to where they once belonged (4/24a)
THE COUNT: ALL THE DESERT'S A STAGE
Jon Wayne is rolling over in his grave. (4/24a)
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THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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