ALTERNATIVE FACTS AND PLAQUES

"Contrary to reports in the biased liberal media, I have a lustrous, wavy, full head of hair," declared Capitol's Scott Greer during this plaque presentation commemorating 1m adjusted sales of Jon Bellion's "All Time Low." Later, the following people learned the alternative fact that their sub sandwiches were actually oysters and caviar (l-r): the label's Brittny Silberman, VP Promo Joe Rainey, manager Harrison Remler, Greer, Bellion, EVP A&R Mike Flynn and manager Chris Zarou.