YES WE CANNABIS: HITS' HIGH FIVE

Are we stoned yet? No? Well, as grandpa used to say, it's 4:20 somewhere. While you wait for that O.G. Kush to kick in, here's a little review of the week's high-ranking stories.

Capitol wins fierce signing derby for 1D heartthrob Niall Horan.

L.A. Reid scores his third #1 of the year with another Apple exclusive hip-hop release, this time from Travis Scott.

Apple Music announces 17 million subscribers (also a phone, or some shit).

Two major divas, Sia and Lady Gaga, drop big singles.

The buzz on BuzzAngle Music.

Bonus item, ahead of our 30th Anniversary Issue: When Lavinthal Met Beer: the (probably) true story.

Now if you'll excuse us, the chronic is calling.