"OPHELIA" VISITS BARBARATOWN

While perusing Facebook in the hours before Game Seven between OKC and Golden State, we came upon this photo, posted by our own Karen Glauber. It was accompanied by the following, deeply disturbing caption:

“Backstage at the Santa Barbara Bowl before The Lumineers show, Ted and I celebrated ‘Ophelia's’ surge to #1 at Alternative Radio with Wesley Schultz. This photo will also run in the Gavin Report, Hard Report, Album Network and HITS (four now-defunct trade magazines).”

Shots of Julian and Mommy frolicking on the beach with the cliffs of the Mesa behind them are also worth a look, as is the inscription on Karen’s sweatshirt.

HITS LIST: AROUND
THE MAYPOLE
The biz springs into motion. (5/13a)
MALONE, WALLEN APPEAR NOT TO NEED "HELP" ACHIEVING MILESTONE
A genre-obliterating collab (5/13a)
RAJ KAPOOR: STACKING THE STARS, MAKING THE ACMs SHINE
Producer putting the finishing touches on Thursday's show. (5/13a)
WHAT'S NOT TO "LIKE?" HUGE STREAMS FOR KING KENDRICK
No longer keeping his diss-tance. (5/13a)
NEW RELEASES: "HELP" ARRIVES, SWIFT EXTENDS STREAK
Post, Morgan and the ever-popular POETS (5/13a)
THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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