RUMOR MILL
Tuesday, March 8, 2016
AIRHEAD: MOVING
DAY EDITION
In the latest installment of our cartoon catastrophe, Airhead, We see Doug Morris lead his Sony tribe from the ancient kingdom of 550 Madison to the promised land of its new building. It's an NYC travelogue (ending in the washroom of the new digs, of course) from the last people you'd ever want to help you move.
STAGECOACH: THE FINAL DESERT EXCURSION
Our weary travelers reflect on their adventure. (4/30a)
HIPGNOSIS BOARD APPROVES UPPED BLACKSTONE BID
But it ain't over till it's over. (4/29a)
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THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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BILLIE'S BACK WITH BIG WORLD TOURrumor mail
