24-HOUR POTTY PEOPLE: THE SEQUEL

Reports are, um, streaming in describing the collapse of the cafeteria at 550 Madison Ave.—soon to be the former home of Sony Music—and subsequent flooding that damaged the building. Rumors that the flood originated in Joel Klaiman's private bathroom have yet to be confirmed.

SONG REVENUE:
A LOT OF “US”
K. Dot is scary big. (5/16a)
TOP 20: TAYLOR'S REIGN CONTINUES
All 31 flavors still available. (5/16a)
RAJ KAPOOR: STACKING THE STARS, MAKING THE ACMs SHINE
Producer putting the finishing touches on Thursday's show. (5/16a)
THE COUNT: LIVE NATION TAPS TYLER, POST, BLINK FOR TOP U.S. FESTS
Cornering the market on surefire headliners (5/16a)
COHEN TRICKED INTO HITS EDITORIAL ROLE
Another on bites the dust. (5/16a)
THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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