BIBLE CALLED FOR DELAY OF GAME

In a “breaking news” alert late Thursday, the Bible trumpeted, “Beyoncé to Perform at Coldplay's Super Bowl Halftime Show.” That’s big news, to be sure—which is why we posted it last Dec. 3.

Coldplay will headline the Super Bowl halftime show on 2/7,” the item read, “and now comes word that Beyoncé and Bruno Mars will join the band for the festivities.”

We’ll let you know when BB finds out about Bruno and sends a “breaking news” alert to that effect.

UMG AND TIKTOK
WORK IT OUT
The kerfuffle is in the past. (5/2a)
LUCIAN SOUNDS OFF ON UMG/TIKTOK DEAL
A breakdown from the boss (5/2a)
HITS LIST: HANGIN' OUT
With extra relish (5/3a)
LIVE NATION POSTS (ANOTHER) RECORD QUARTER
More butts in seats than ever before. (5/3a)
A POST-WALLEN AFFAIR
A dynamic duo, y'all (5/3a)
THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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