THE SHARPEST KNIVES IN THE DRAWER

During a festive Cinco de Mayo party at L.A.’s Troubadour starring Red Bull band Five Knives, The Spectacle Group’s one and only Andy Gould and Red Bull’s Joe Guzik compare tasting notes on a flight of tequila. “Bright tones of cinnamon and leather on the palate,” commented Guzik, “with a finish of where-are-my-pants.” Added Gould, “Spice and rustic earthen notes in perfect balance, and then I lose my balance.” Meanwhile, Prospect Park overlord Jeff Kwatinetz ensured that no photographer would steal his soul.

Seen toasting General Ignacio Zaragoza Seguin are (l-r) Prospect Park’s Angelica Cob-Baehler, Five Knives’ Zach Hall, Gould, Guzik, FK’s Anna McQueen and Shane Wise, Red Bull’s Greg Hammer, FK’s Nathan Barlowe, Kwatinetz and Red Bull’s David Burrier.

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