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Wednesday, April 8, 2015

PUSH THE BUTTON, SIRIUSLY

King of All Pop Mistakenly Admits HITS President


SiriusXM King of All Pop Kid Kelly receives an unwelcome visit from our own Todd Hensley, who showed off the latest in wearable technology. The button, installed by order of HITS management, doubles as a "redneck stent," delivering a nourishing blend of rum, bacon fat and nicotine directly to Todd's aorta.

 
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