SORRY! THE STUPID MARCH MADNESS CONTEST IS CLOSED

Time is running out to enter the 2015 Stupid NCAA Basketball Contest, presented by iGen and Capitol, with an Apple Watch as the prize. The deadline to turn in your Sweet Sixteen bracket is 1pm today! That’s three hours and 15 minutes before the tipoff of the first of eight one-and-done games during the next two days, Wichita State vs. Notre Dame on CBS (full bracket below).

Capitol's Bill Carroll is taking time off from breaking records like In the Valley Below and Matt and Kim. Our own Ted Volk is already in his mascot uniform, but that has nothing to do with sports. Since Ted is unable to count beyond the number of fingers and toes he has, we're starting things off with the Sweet Sixteen.

Just pick the final four, the final two, the champ and, as a tiebreaker, the total points in the final game.

Employees of Capitol and HITS are not eligible to enter. You must be a U.S. resident to be eligible. Everyone else: Have at it. One entry per person.

Email your picks to [email protected] no later than 1pm PT TODAY!

Midwest Region — Cleveland (Thursday)

No. 3 Notre Dame vs. No. 7 Wichita State

No. 1 Kentucky vs. No. 5 West Virginia

West Region — Los Angeles (Thursday)

No. 1 Wisconsin vs. No. 4 North Carolina

No. 2 Arizona vs. No. 6 Xavier

South Region — Houston (Friday)

No. 2 Gonzaga vs. No. 11 UCLA

No. 1 Duke vs. No. 4 Utah

East Region — Syracuse (Friday)

No. 4 Louisville vs. No. 8 NC State

No. 3 Oklahoma vs. No. 7 Michigan State

FINAL FOUR

MIDWEST VS WEST

EAST VS SOUTH

FINALS

TOTAL POINTS________________

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AI IS ALREADY EATING YOUR LUNCH
The kids can tell the difference... for now.
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