"Yo, my boyz! Let's get up in the club and get to throwin' down, what what?" suggests Def Jam head honcho Steve Bartels to artists Justin Bieber and Big Sean. "That's a lovely thought, S.B.," Bieber replied, "but tonight I just want to curl up by the fireside with a history of the Peloponnesian War." "That sounds amazing," said Big Sean, "but I'm in the middle of Blake's life of Disraeli." Left to his own devices, Bartels twerked quietly.
LIVE NATION POSTS (ANOTHER) RECORD QUARTER
More butts in seats than ever before. (5/3a)
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THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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