The Girls of Curling

CURLING IS SEXY: The most eye-opening item on TMZ (various Charlie Sheen to rehab reports notwithstanding) is a photo roundup bearing the title “The Women of Curling—They’ve Got Stones.” This one’s captioned “Britain's Eve Muirhead licks her supple lips.” Just thought you'd wanna know. (2/24a)

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