GREASY KID STUFF: Katy Perry was blasted with slime when presenting the Favorite Movie Actress blimpie to Miley Cyrus at Saturday night’s Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards, the AP reported (we forgot to watch the telecast). Co-presenter Jonah Hill grabbed Perry before she could embrace the 17-year-old singer-actress with a slimy hug. "I can't see anything," complained Perry. "Why does it taste like boogers?" (3/29a)
FIREAID UPDATE: ALANIS, BLACK CROWES AMONG NEWEST ADDITIONS
Everybody who's anybody will be performing. (1/20a)
PERSHING SQUARE PUSHES TO SET UP U.S. LISTING FOR UMG
Ackman won't take no for an answer. (1/16a)
ACADEMY TELESCOPES GRAMMY WEEK EVENTS
The show must go on, with modifications. (1/15a)
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NOW WHAT?
We have no fucking idea.
COUNTRY'S NEWEST DISRUPTOR
Three chords and some truth you may not be ready for.
AI IS ALREADY EATING YOUR LUNCH
The kids can tell the difference... for now.
WHO'S BUYING THE DRINKS?
That's what we'd like to know.
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