Doug Morris to Sony, But When?

DOUG’S DUE DATE: Many of Morris’ friends and family have expressed their surprise at Vivendi’s seeming stonewalling, considering that Morris so thoughtfully and responsibly handpicked and mentored his successor, devising what most consider to be an extremely well thought out succession plan, unlike those of most deposed monarchs. If he meets continuing resistance, Morris may simply wait until next Jan. 1 and start clean. But who would run Sony Music in the meantime? (1/27p)

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