Charlie Sheen joins Twitter

EEK—CHARLIE DISCOVERS SOCIAL MEDIA: As if this week’s wall-to-wall TV coverage weren’t enough to make you never want to see or hear him again, Charlie Sheen has opened a Twitter account, the N.Y. Daily News notes. His first tweet yesterday was accompanied by the above photo, a heart-warming domestic scene with his live-in porn star, Bree Olson. "Winning...! Choose your Vice," read the caption. It took Sheen just a couple of hours to rack up a half million followers, including celebs like Minka Kelly and Will Arnett. He added the title "Unemployed Winner" under a smiling profile pic. A few hours later, he posted a photo of an Oscar with his head Photoshopped on the statuette. He wrote, "Winner 2012." Charlie, take a nap, for God’s sakes. (3/2a)

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