Hall & Ivana Minus Oates

IVANA B. ADORING DARYL: The great Daryl Hall stopped by the HITS cesspool to promote his new Verve Forecast solo album, Laughing Down Crying, which is just what he did after being accosted by our own Hall & Oates aficionado, Karen Glauber, who proceeded to tie him up and hold him hostage like Sandra Bernhard did Jerry Lewis in The King of Comedy. Hall got out intact, though the same can't be said for Ivana, who insisted her kiss is on his list after he made her dreams come true. Unfortunately, Daryl hasn't been seen since. (9/30p)

HITS LIST BLASTS OFF
Space is the place for Tay. (4/30a)
TAY RACKS UP STATS, OBLITERATES RECORDS
What did you expect? (4/30a)
STAGECOACH: THE FINAL DESERT EXCURSION
Our weary travelers reflect on their adventure. (4/30a)
BILLIE'S BACK WITH BIG WORLD TOUR
Promises to be a Hard ticket to score. (4/30a)
HIPGNOSIS BOARD APPROVES UPPED BLACKSTONE BID
But it ain't over till it's over. (4/29a)
THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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