Kimmel's Lie Witness News

JUST BECAUSE THEY'RE NOT REAL DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN'T SIGN THEM: Are you all over The Obesity Epidemic? Totally pumped about Get the F*** Out of My Pool? Telling everyone you know about The Chelsea Clintons? Of course you're not, because these bands were made up by the staff of Jimmy Kimmel Live. They then interviewed Coachella attendees who--not wishing to appear uncool--swore up and down that they knew and loved and were fully geeked to see these nonexistent acts. The resulting "Lie Witness News" segment is pretty magical. And like The Chelsea Clintons, it just has "a really fun energy." (4/23p)

HITS LIST BLASTS OFF
Space is the place for Tay. (4/26a)
SONG STREAMS: SWIFT SETS STREAMING RECORD
What did you expect? (4/26a)
SPRING BREAKOUTS: THESE HEATERS ARE STILL HOT
Who's Boomin who. (4/26a)
SONG REVENUE: “SWEET” SMELLS OF SUCCESS
Life after "Church" (4/26a)
STAGECOACH: SETS TO SEE AND PLACES TO BE
Saddle up, cowboys and cowgirls. (4/26a)
THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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