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Tuesday, August 13, 2013

Hartwig

DEUTSCH MARKED: Hallo! I am BMG Publishing's Hartwig Masuch, und I enjoy very much ze impish humor of HITS, und zo I vould like to be included in ze nutty hijinks! Here iss mein picture, vhich I zink you vill find very amusing. Maybe you can put a joint in my mouth for the Anniverzary issue or zumthing. I hear it vill be hilarious! UMPG getz all ze attention, but ve like to party at BMG too! Feel free to mizpronounze mein name, giff me a ridiculous, ztereotypical accent, und make jokes about shtuff zat happened years before I vas born! I don't mind! I sink you guys are a scream! But vy are you backing avay from me? (8/13p)

 
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