broadway grosses!

BROADWAY THE HITS WAY: Dim the house lights! Lift the curtain! Cue the orchestra! It's time for our weekly peek at how much cash the producers of popular Broadway stage shows are raking in.

1. The Lion King $2.15m
2. Wicked $2.05m
3. The Book of Mormon $1.75m
4. Kinky Boots $1.63m
5. Motown: The Musical $1.48m
6. Matilda $1.31m
7. The Phantom of the Opera $1.23m
8. Spider-Man Turn Off the Dark $1.11m
9. Cinderella $1.09m
10. Pippin $1.06m

Meanwhile, the UMPG-inspired stage musical Kush! was once again delayed due to everyone getting lost on the way there. (8/15p)

HITS LIST BLASTS OFF
Space is the place for Tay. (4/30a)
TAY RACKS UP STATS, OBLITERATES RECORDS
What did you expect? (4/30a)
STAGECOACH: THE FINAL DESERT EXCURSION
Our weary travelers reflect on their adventure. (4/30a)
BILLIE'S BACK WITH BIG WORLD TOUR
Promises to be a Hard ticket to score. (4/30a)
HIPGNOSIS BOARD APPROVES UPPED BLACKSTONE BID
But it ain't over till it's over. (4/29a)
THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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