RUMOR MILL
Tuesday, January 14, 2014
Bason pic
CANADIAN BASON: Presenting the most persuasive case yet for limiting immigration: our own David Bason, Canadian-born manager extraordinaire (and by extraordinaire we mean that he has been observed to be breathing), seen here pouring rancid maple syrup over the American Dream. We, the entire staff of HITS Magazine, send out our most heartfelt congratulations to Mr. Bason for becoming a U.S. citizen; we know he'll enjoy the blessings of liberty as little as we do. (1/14p)
STAGECOACH: THE FINAL DESERT EXCURSION
Our weary travelers reflect on their adventure. (4/30a)
HIPGNOSIS BOARD APPROVES UPPED BLACKSTONE BID
But it ain't over till it's over. (4/29a)
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THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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BILLIE'S BACK WITH BIG WORLD TOURrumor mail
