Ivana tease
SHE’S ONLY JOKING…OR IS SHE? In part two of a serial drama about her quest to take KONGOS’ “Come With Me Now” to the top of the Modern Rock chart, HITS PoMo goddess Ivana recalls her triumph and its aftermath: “‘Come With Me Now' became the fastest ascent to #1 for a new band at Modern Rock,” she writes. “By Monday, it was back to business as usual: One boss said, ‘These records work themselves,’ and the other boss added, ‘How long will it stay at #1?’ Gee, and I had hoped for at least a parade. By late afternoon Monday, after a day where Ted and I were so tired that we couldn’t even complete each other’s sentences, I left the HITS garage, and someone plowed into my car. This wasn’t exactly the parade I had in mind.” Some days you eat the bear, some days the bear eats you, some days it’s a draw. (4/9a)
THE MUSIC OF CLIVE COMES ALIVE AT CARNEGIE HALL
That's what friends are for. (5/1a)
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THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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JAMES KING: THE HITS INTERVIEW (PART ONE)
