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iDUNNO (UPDATE): Apple has already wowed the crowd several times at its big Cupertino dog-and-pony show. new iPhones, which will be available on 9/19 (pre-orders start 9/12) and are so smart that you'll feel 87% dumber. Tim Cook and Eddy Cue then stepped up to introduce Apple Pay, a "seamlessly integrated" single-touch alternative to the wallet that almost certainly won't fall prey to Uzbek hackers. Cook then blew off the roof with the Apple Watch. But what about U2? Speculation has been rampant about the band 's involvement; their connection with the company goes back more than a decade, and with their former label head, Jimmy Iovine, now having moved to Apple with Beats, a big new tie-in has been expected for some time. Will the band's upcoming album be linked to the tech behemoth's new phone, watch, EKG machine or other gizmo? Will they unveil headphones that curate your life? Will Bono and Jimmy jump out of a giant cake? Stay tuned for details. (9/9a)