HITS AND EAT’M PRESENT THE TRAVEL BUDGET BOOSTER

So you say you wanna go to Vegas at the end of the month. Shoot some craps. Drink some tequila. Stuff some bills in some g-strings. Oh yeah, and hit the EAT’M conference with your weasel friends.

Trouble is, your boss won’t foot the bill, because the foreign conglomerate that owns your ass is cutting T&E to defray the cost of building a wireless network in Kazakhstan.

Perhaps we can help.

HITS and EAT’M are giving away one all-access badge and a three-night stay at the MGM Grand Hotel for the conference, which unspools May 29-31 in Sin City.

To enter, simply click here and give us your name, company and e-mail address by 5pm on Wed., May 22.

While you’re in town, losing money at the blackjack tables, we do hope you’ll hit some panels (featuring HITS losers Rodel Delfin and Simon Glickman, among other industry half-wits) and other conference events. And we expect you’ll drop by the HITS party at the Hard Rock Cafe on Thurs., May 30, which will be followed by sets from buzz bands Point Defiance and Bombchild. Check out the EAT-M site for complete schedule.

By the way, only the room fee is covered; you've got to get your sorry ass there on your own. And break open the minibar at your peril.