Angered because they can no longer listen to music at school, not even in gym class, students walked out of their classrooms last Friday in protest.

MUSIC ROUNDUP: IT'S HYPE-RIFIC!

J.Lo Launches A Line, Parents Draw The Line, Devo Re-Aligns, Ike Turner Breaks Your Spine
J.LO CLOTHES-LINED
Jennifer Lopez
has snagged a deal with Andy Hilfiger (Tommy's little bro) for her very own clothing line. The new Lopez line will be under Hilfiger's company, Music Entertainment Fashion Inc. J.Lo wannabes are anxious to see the singer/actresses' line of tissue paper evening wear and bulletproof club gear.

EMINEM PROJECT ADVOCATE HAS NO CLASS
An elementary school teacher resigned after school administrators and parents complained about a research project some of her 6th grade students were doing on controversial rapper Eminem. All the trouble started when one of the students found "inappropriate" material on the Internet. But Hitsdailydouble.com isn't responsible for what a bunch of busybodies think.

WHAT NEXT? BANNING THE MARCHING BAND?
Students at an Indiana high school are protesting the music blackout imposed throughout their school. Angered because they can no longer listen to music at school, not even in gym class, they walked out of their classrooms last Friday in protest. Turns out a parent was not pleased by the graphic lyrics of Shaggy's "It Wasn't Me," which had been played on a schoolbus. Fortunately, the distracted parent was able to resume neglect of his kids' basic needs within a few hours.

FROM WHIP IT TO WIPE OUT
The original members of the seminal New Wave band DEVO have reunited, sort of. The group will revive the fictional surf band, The Wipeouters. Their debut album, "Ptwaang!" hits stores April 24. In a related story, Grand Funk will be using Devo's flower-pot hats for the next several months.

BUY IT OR HE'LL BITCH-SLAP YA
Ike Turner
plans to release his new disc, "Here and Now," in late May. The project is being called Turner's "first proper new album in over 20 years," with new material and a new version of his classic "Rocket 88," which some musicologists consider the first true rock ‘n' roll song. Turner and his band, the Kings of Rhythm, planned to release the new music sooner, but there was a delay while they beat the crap out of the engineer.

PRE-GRAMMY GALA GOES GAGA FOR GERSON
Jody will be the center of attention at Clive's shindig. (12/18a)
ON THE COVER:
BILLIE EILISH
A star upon the highest bough (12/19a)
NOISEMAKERS:
A HOLIDAY TREAT
Something for their stockings (12/18a)
SUPREME COURT SETS 1/10 HEARING ON TIKTOK BAN
How will SCOTUS rule? (12/19a)
THE HIP-HOP CONUNDRUM
Grammy being Grammy (12/19a)
NOW WHAT?
We have no fucking idea.
COUNTRY'S NEWEST DISRUPTOR
Three chords and some truth you may not be ready for.
AI IS ALREADY EATING YOUR LUNCH
The kids can tell the difference... for now.
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