FIXING WHAT'S FUCT
Nora Garza, a former features editor at the McAllen, TX's the Monitor, got fired for running a publicity photo of the Deftones in which lead singer Chino Moreno is shown wearing a dark blue sweatshirt emblazoned with the "Fuct" logo. In response, the band and the clothing manufacturer are sending Garza, a two-year employee of the paper who received little in severance, a check for $5,000, to help pay her bills until she finds new employment. "All of us in the band feel terrible about Mrs. Garza being fired," said Moreno. "To be honest, I'm offended that a newspaper has no problem running gruesome photos of dead bodies or horrifically malnourished people, but fires a woman for running a photo that contains a word that resembles an obscenity." The Monitor's current issue features a cover story on the Butthole Surfers.
NOT A CREATURE WAS IN STIR, NOT EVEN A MOUSE
Fresh outta the pokey, Robert Downey Jr. is not only a regular cast member of "Ally McBeal," but he's also belting out Christmas tunes with his coworkers on a new album. "A Very Ally Christmas"(Epic) features fellow cast members Calista Flockhart, Lisa Nicole Carson and Jane Krakowski crooning alongside Ally's regular yodeler Vonda Shepard. We wish this was a joke, but the truth of the matter is that Downey sings "White Christmas."
HIS DUTIES WILL BE HANDLED BY THE SOUND-ALIKES
Management turnover fever struck K-tel International, as the company announced today the resignation of Executive VP Jeffrey Koblick, who left the company to "pursue other business interests." Which is sorta like leaving a band because of "creative differences." The company also announced the promotion of Alan Hawley to Director of Operations. Hawley will assume Koblick's previous responsibilities and will report to President Ken P. Onstad. As part of his severance package, Koblick will receive a food dehydrator and a Pocket Fisherman.
RINGO HELPS
FIRE VICTIMS GET BY WITH RYMAN SHOWS/ CBS SPECIAL Beatle acts naturally. (1/14a)
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NOW WHAT?
We have no fucking idea.
COUNTRY'S NEWEST DISRUPTOR
Three chords and some truth you may not be ready for.
AI IS ALREADY EATING YOUR LUNCH
The kids can tell the difference... for now.
WHO'S BUYING THE DRINKS?
That's what we'd like to know.
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