"Hello, I’m RCA Nashville singer/songwriter Ryan Hurd. I live a pretty sweet life—recording, touring, being married to an incredible woman. Considering the blessings that have come my way, I want to give back. Which is why I spend some of my spare time mentoring trade-magazine idiots like Todd and Samantha here. They spend their days in a fluorescent-lit Hollywood cubicle, stoned out of their tiny minds and arguing over which lunch place will deliver avocado toast on Postmates. It’s a sad, pathetic existence, but I like to think I can bring them a little sunshine. At least for a few minutes before I run screaming to my Uber.”