VMAs BEAMING BACK
TO THE BIG APPLE Getting back to where they once belonged (4/24a)
THE COUNT: ALL THE DESERT'S A STAGE
Jon Wayne is rolling over in his grave. (4/24a)
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THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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It's true, ladies 'n germs. Coachella is finally upon us, and you know what that means! Traffic, and lots of it.
To ease your pain as you duck, dodge and weave, I've tirelessly compiled an extensive playlist for your listening pleasure. Keep that blood pressure low and prepare yourselves for three days of sun, "substances" and sweet, sweet tunes.
xx,
Samantha Hissong