AT HOME WITH THE FLECK

Listen, we scarcely know what day it is, so RCA Co-President John Fleckenstein, pictured here in a mask crafted by his loving spouse, can be forgiven for not remembering which way is up. We don't know how else to explain the vertical orientation of his thumb, suggesting approval of our most recent print edition. But perhaps, given the difficulty of procuring paper products nowadays, Fleck's just happy to have something to mop up those really unpleasant household messes.