According to sources close to the story, New York Post reporter Josh Kosman will be playing “as many as” 35 dates at Sphere in Las Vegas.

Kosman, who incorrectly reported on 3/6 that Harry Styles would be playing a stretch at the cutting-edge venue—claiming an “exclusive”—and refused to retract the story despite being informed it was utterly wrong, is now said to be on the hook for the engagement. We're told that his nightly performance will find him reading aloud from his books, drinking a glass of water while his ventriloquist dummy appears to talk and making fart noises with his hand in his armpit.

Ticket sales, we understand, have been surprisingly soft.