WE HAVE NOTHING TO SPHERE BUT SPHERE ITSELF

The Harris-Walz campaign has placed a stunning animated ad on the surface of Las Vegas' Sphere. This vibrant, red-white-and-blue presentation on the Exosphere (to use its sci-fi-ish moniker), which occupies what is undoubtedly the coolest canvas in a swing state, refers all and sundry to IWillVote.com. Rumors that David Plouffe was tripping balls on shrooms and watched it for 14 hours straight couldn't be confirmed at press time.

VP Harris gave her "closing argument" speech on the Ellipse in Washington, D.C., on 10/29 before a crowd estimated by her campaign at 75k. In other campaign news, the Harris-Walz ticket received an endorsement from film star and former Republican governor Arnold Schwarzenegger.