THIS HITS PHOTO GALLERY IS HIGHLY CONVENTIONAL

As the DNC convenes in Chicago (and, with any luck, goes off without the chaos of its 1968 Windy City bash) we nominate the following photos—even though most of those captured herein already hold high office. Cast your votes for Jim Roppo, Sir Elton John, Luke and Kappy, some top WMG execs, Nashville's adopted son Post Malone and assorted personages attached to the 2028 L.A. Olympics. As for us, we await impeachment with our typical lack of dignity.

Tortured Poets Department heads Jim and Robin Roppo, Taylor Swift and Monte and Angelina Lipman

SoCal ambassadors and LA28 handover performers Snoop Dogg, Billie Eilish and Dr. Dre kick off the countdown to 2028 in Long Beach, California.

Country legend John Michael Montgomery joins Post Malone for a performance at the Opry in advance of the release of Posty's F-1 Trillion. This message was brought to you by Bud Light.

City of Hope 2024 Spirit of Life honoree Jay Marciano with Elton John and agent Howard Rose

Sony Nashville's Ken Robold, Jen Way and Taylor Lindsey, Luke Combs, SMN Chairman/CEO Randy Goodman, EVP Promotion Steve Hodges and Make Wake's Chris Kappy and Sophia Sansone gathered to celebrate Combs' landmark diamond trifecta.

LA28 captains Mayor Karen Bass and Casey Wasserman arrive in Los Angeles with the Olympic flag and Team U.S.A. medalists.

HITS' own Lenny Beer sips creamer at the Polo Lounge with Republic's Steve Gawley, attorney Aaron Rosenberg and Virgin's Jacqueline Saturn.

Taylor Swift taps Ed Sheeran for a medley at night one of her Wembley Stadium stint.

Mazels to Warner promo vet Rob Goldklang. Pictured: Rob and his daughters Julie, bride Ariann and Lily and hangers-on Trixie and Lewis

Atlantic's Julie Greenwald and Janelle Monae with WMG's Max Lousada at the 2018 WMG pre-Grammy party