GUETTA'S THE GOAT. GOT IT? GOOD.

Warner co-Chair/CEO Aaron Bay-Schuck and co-Chair/COO Tom Corson flank the inimitable David Guetta in this very up-tempo tableau as they present him with a plaque commemorating the 1 billion streams earned by his global smash "I'm Good (Blue)" f/Bebe Rexha. "David, I'm totally dancing—in my heart, where it counts," Corson remarked. In a possibly related story, a trade-rag editor took some molly at a club over the weekend, then went home and bonded definitively with a throw pillow.