FALL OUT BOY’S TEAR DROP

Alternative mainstay Fall Out Boy has fans crying tears of joy over the limited-edition release of the Crush-repped act’s latest album, So Much (for) Stardust, on “crynyl”—vinyl LPs containing the band's actual tears.

The first-of-its-kind release was launched with 50 double-sided LPs packaged in a gatefold box encompassing a fully functional tissue dispenser. It's a pretty creative bit of merch in these vinyl-loving times, not to mention a lachrymose wink at the quartet's "emo" status.

Fall Out Boy will embark on the So Much for (Tour) Dust 6/21 in their hometown of Chicago with a kickoff performance at the Windy City’s famed Wrigley Field. For full tour details, visit falloutboy.com.

Not to be outdone, the HITS staff plans to release a limited run of 8-track “fartridges” imbued with flatulence mined from our office chairs.

HITS LIST BLASTS OFF
Space is the place for Tay. (4/30a)
TAY RACKS UP STATS, OBLITERATES RECORDS
What did you expect? (4/30a)
HIPGNOSIS BOARD APPROVES UPPED BLACKSTONE BID
Let's make a deal. (4/29a)
SONG STREAMS: SWIFT SETS STREAMING RECORD
Another triumph for the master marketer (4/29a)
CLIVE CHATS CLIVE, CARNEGIE HALL TRIBUTE AND MORE
The ageless one is feted. (4/29a)
THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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