RUMOR MILL
Wednesday, March 15, 2023
LARRY JACKSON IS IN THE MAISON
In case you thought all Larry Jackson has done recently was launch his splashy, multifaceted new company gamma, we've got news for you; LJ has also shared on his socials that he's been named ambassador and "Friend of the Maison" by Cartier. As this invitation to his Oscar-weekend party (which we were not only not invited to but enjoined by a court order from coming within a predetermined distance of) indicates, Monsieur Jackson is on a whole other level of chi-chi mega-bling brand-activation synergy. Pro tip: If you address him, do so in peerless French.
VMAs BEAMING BACK
TO THE BIG APPLE Getting back to where they once belonged (4/24a)
THE COUNT: ALL THE DESERT'S A STAGE
Jon Wayne is rolling over in his grave. (4/24a)
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THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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